Someone Left This Note on My Car Window; You Won’t Believe Why

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So this just happened.

I was running by Staples to make some test prints of a design before sending it to our regular printer. I come back to my car to find a note tucked into the weatherstripping of my driver side door. At first I am thinking, “Someone scratched my car – WTF?!?” On closer inspection I see that the note actually says:

Never leave your child alone in the car – the consequences might haunt you

I nearly fall down I am laughing so hard. You see, there’s no one in my car. The only thing in the backseat is a prop from our haunted house that we bought from Spirit.

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I get my phone out to take a picture of the note and walk around the other side of my car to take a shot of the zombie prop in the backseat. I am laughing hysterically and notice the lady in the car next to me giving me the dirtiest look. I don’t know if she was the person who wrote the note, but as she pulls away, she keeps staring me down before exiting the parking lot finally. Meanwhile I am laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

At this point I am not sure what is funnier. That someone could mistake an obvious inanimate prop for a person in broad daylight or that someone was clever enough to do this as a joke. Either way, this shit made my day.

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