Most Ridiculous Action Figure EVER – John Carpenter’s The Fog

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You know, there’s a fine line between brilliant and psychotic, and this latest collectible from Death By Toys rides it like a razor. Hold on to your asses, kids; you’re not gonna believe this one.

From the Death By Toys Website:
Are you prepared for a highly articulated, fully lifelike, extremely detailed and movie-accurate representation of one of horror’s most terrifying villains? Well, are you at least ready for cotton balls that I mounted to cardbacks? Either way, The Fog: The Action Figure is rolling in.

I probably should’ve started by saying this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. That being said, at no point during production did I say to myself, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should stop.” Instead, I said, “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should keep going.”

Despite the fact that it is just pulled-apart cotton, I’m still relatively pleased with the way the cardbacks came out. Seems like that poster art was meant to be turned into card art.

I made a bunch of them (because I’m an asshole), but I couldn’t justify charging my usual custom price of $50 each for something like this. So I put them up on eBay for $25 a piece.

Now here’s the sick thing… as absurd as this is… and oh, yes, it is absurd… I think I need this like yesterday!

CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE.

The Fog

The Fog

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