About CAPTAIN CRITIC

“Hyperbolic Reviews” are the humorous works of a lunatic who’s just nuts about films. His enthusiasm is unbridled. They are not meant to be taken seriously, and by no means are they meant to poke fun at anyone or anything. Any resemblance to actual reviews written by the living or the dead is purely coincidental.

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August 9, 2016
NEWSFLASH: I am the BIGGEST FREAKING GENIUS THE ENTIRE PLANET HAS EVER SEEN IN ITS 2,500 YEARS OF EXISTENCE! When…
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July 28, 2016
I don’t normally write news, but if I did… I WOULD BE THE BEST DAMNED JOURNALIST THE WORLD HAS EVER…