Blame Canada: 5 Horror Movies And Shows Where Canada Is The Real Villain

Canada has a reputation for being nice. As a Canadian myself, I can tell you this is only about half true. The folk of the Great White North aren’t nice, but we are polite. We think nasty evil thoughts just as much as anyone else. But we keep them pent up inside. We repress our rudeness until it crystallizes like rude little diamonds inside of our secretly black hearts.

And, while we may be polite and proper, our outdoors sure as hell is not. Even during the sunniest months, our wilderness is out for blood. From the gnarly sharp-tooth bears to the swarms of flesh-hungry May Flies, the great Canadian Tundra is most definitely trying to kill you.

Here are 5 horror projects where Canada is the real culprit.

Yellowjackets

In Showtime’s breakaway horror hit Yellowjackets, everyone would be fine and dandy if it wasn’t for the pesky Ontario wilderness. When a wildly ambitious, athletic and talented team of high school soccer players find themselves stranded in the deep dark depths of the Canadian wild, nothing good happens. Truly nothing.

Don’t Say Its Name

Environmental supernatural slasher Don’t Say Its Name premiered at the 2021 Fantasia Film Festival and quickly won over my frosty cold heart. This scary, fun and thoughtful thriller will have you thinking twice about littering in the woods. Don’t do it. We can’t wait to hear more about the USA release for this bitter cold, gory house of horrors.

The Dead Zone

David Cronenberg was quick to direct the cinematic adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dead Zone in 1983. The film was shot during the winter months just north of Toronto during one of Canada’s coldest winters on record. The bitter frost made for a gorgeous setting, however cast and crew have since reported that it was nearly unbearable. Sorry about it, guys. This is definitely one winter watch not to be missed.

Pontypool

Bruce McDonald’s Canadian horror classic Pontypool demands to be seen. In this terrifying little shocker, the real small Ontario town of Pontypool is haunted by a strange maddening sound that has deadly consequences for those who hear it. A true example of Canada acting up and lashing out. This 2008 indie horror moment has gone on to spawn a spin-off and even has a direct sequel in development titled Pontypool Changes.

Ginger Snaps

The Karen Walton-penned Ginger Snaps may not actually take place in Toronto, Ontario … but it can’t escape the Canadian city’s undeniable vibes. Shot in the said location, Ginger Snaps concerns two teenage sisters who confront the hairy, scary reality of the teen girl puberty journey. And also werewolves. This is a hardboiled Canadian classic that’s scary, funny, heart-felt and extremely iconic. We are interested in the reported series in the works, but only if they bring back Walton to produce.

Tags:

Categorized:

0What do you think?Post a comment.

Play Episode
64min
Girl, That's Scary
FROM S3 (Ft. Sharai, the Slayer)
Howdy, Howdy!This week on the GTS Podcast, we're headed back to Fromville with our friend Sharai, the Slayer, and choppin' it up about Season 3 of the MGM+ show, FROM. Tap in to hear our thoughts on this latest season, pregnancy in apocalyptic situations, WTF is really going on in this town, and so much more!Thanks for sharing space with us, Sharai✨See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Girl, That's Scary
GTS Review - Alien Resurrection (Ft. A Nightmare on Fierce Street)
Hey Friends, Hey!This week on the GTS Podcast, we're headed back to space with our friends from A Nightmare on Fierce Street to discuss the 1997 film, Alien Resurrection. Tap in to hear our thoughts on this film, Xenomorph activities, Ripley THEE Icon, and so much more!Thanks for joining us, Sharai & Trent✨See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Scarred For Life
Episode 269: For Sale By Exorcist Filmmaker Melissa LaMartina and Unico in the Island of Magic (1983)
This week we're joined by Melissa LaMartina, the filmmaker behind For Sale by Exorcist. We chat about her mockumentary, occult research and more before diving into her childhood to learn about her horror history. Then it's time to visit Unico in the Island of Magic, a wild anime children's movie about bug wizards, towers made of people and the cutest yet saddest little unicorn ever. This movie is available in a number of places to watch, so give it a go before listening!You can follow Melissa on Instagram and Bluesky. You can also follow her horror host alter ego on Instagram as well as her band Beach Creeper. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Scarred For Life
Episode 268: Mind Body Spirit Filmmkers Alex Henes and Matt Merenda and The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
This week we're joined by Alex Henes and Matt Merenda, the filmmakers behind the yoga-horror found footage film Mind Body Spirit, which is available on demand and streaming on Shudder and AMC+. We chat about Sarah J. Bartholomew's fantastic performance, the script and more before diving into their childhoods and their very different reactions to horror as a kid. Then we chat about The Brave Little Toaster and how it destroyed all four of our childhoods. Anthropomorphic appliances, self-cannibalism, religion...this movie has it all and we laugh our way through describing just how messed up it actually is. You can follow Mind Body Spirit on Instagram.Follow Mary Beth, Terry and the Podcast on Bluesky. We’re also on Twitter (sorta) with the same usernames. We also have a Letterboxd HQ account, so follow us there, too! Support us on Patreon!If you want to support our podcast, please please take a moment to go rate us on Spotify and give us a rating and review on iTunes. It really helps us out with the algorithms. We also have a YouTube channel! Ask us for our Discord server!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.