There is something in the air. Can you smell the sweet scent of lust? Be careful where you step, kids; things are bound to get extremely messy as we present to you some of our favorite and most inappropriate sex scenes that the horror genre has doled out over the years!
Be warned right now …
THERE IS NOTHING SAFE FOR WORK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING FEATURE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ!
There will be strong language. There will be nudity. And, if we know our fan base, some of you may engage in masturbation while perusing these pages. Please note that Dread Central is not responsible for any instances of electrocution that may occur once you have expelled your bodily fluids. That goes for ruining any electronic equipment as well. You shoot it, it’s yours. Plain and simple.
Also, this is far from a definitive list. In honor of Valentine’s Day we’ve picked fourteen of the horror genre’s most ludicrously lusty moments (in no particular order) along with several honorable mentions. So don’t give us that whole “How could you have left off *insert movie title here*” bullshit. Have a favorite? Want to point it out? Use the comments section below, slick! Okay? Grab your tissues and let the games begin!
Still with us? Good! You’re either a pervert, a sicko, or hardcore fan looking to relive some of the naughtiest moments our genre has ever seen. That being said … let’s get cookin’!
Deadgirl (2008)
We kick off our list with a real live one … well, sort of. In a nutshell, this is the story of two high school kids who find a naked woman imprisoned in an abandoned mental asylum. There’s only one catch … this hot cold chick is a zombie. Indestructible and very pissed off. So they do what any horny teenager would do. They immediately start humping her. Then they invite friends to hump her. Then when said overly humped orifices are no longer hump worthy, they make new holes and hump them. Dirty? Yes! Disgusting? Totally! Star Jenny Spain is fearless in her portrayal of the undead, and when she gets loose? Bitches better run!
Teeth (2007)
Every man’s worst nightmare comes true in the terror tale of vaginal dentata, Teeth. Though there are quite a few cringe worthy moments in the flick, without question the gynecology exam gone horribly awry *ahem* snatched our hearts and left our jaws on the floor. Dig on it below!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)
It’s not often that you get to see your favorite big-screen baddie get his rocks off. That’s a shame too as these guys work hard at building a body count for us to revel in. Three words, kids … Good for Bubba! We can only hope that his other head was masked in leather as well because we here at Dread Central fully advocate safe sex.
Feast (2005)
Let’s face it … who out there doesn’t enjoy a quick face fuckin’? I can tell you one person who doesn’t! Diane Goldner, who, thanks to the lovably sick John Gulager, had to endure a monstrous facial from the overly excited winky of a baby creature. Let’s just be thankful that the monster cock got stuck in the door and not her mouth.
The Entity (1982)
Speaking of disturbing, based on real life events, one of the most horrid rape scenes ever put to film was in The Entity. The image of Barbara Hershey being held down on a bed while invisible hands squeeze her breasts is undeniably horrifying. It’s too bad the ending went so very wrong. Still, despite its few shortcoming, this flick is a must see for some truly questionable thrills.
Galaxy of Terror (1981)
While ghost rape may indeed be a horrifying experience, a giant maggot having its way with you is a different kind of beast altogether! This Roger Corman produced bit of filthy freak nastiness is finally available on Blu-ray, and honestly … maggot rape! Fucking maggot rape!
“True Blood” (2010)
Surprisingly enough, one of the genre’s most memorable scenes of sexy insanity didn’t … ummm …. come from a movie. It … ummm … came from HBO’s vampire hit “True Blood”. Talk about a real head turner!
Who could ever forget the scene in which Barbara Crampton gets head from a head? To this very day fans remain jealous of the glorious view Dr. Hill (David Gale) had. We can only hope for his dearly departed soul that many takes of this scene had to happen. You know … to make sure they got it right.
Special thanks to all those who helped with this list – you sick fucks know who you are!