Happy 420 – Our Top 5 Favorite Stoners in Horror
The Cabin in the Woods (2011) – Marty, played by Fran Kranz
Here’s the thing… when you have a character who can make his coffee cup transform into a bong that can be used as a weapon to beat down the living dead, you have immediately won our hearts. Marty, played by Fran Kranz, defies the odds and ends up being the hero of The Cabin in the Woods, thereby proving once and for all that just because you’re high doesn’t mean you cannot kick ass. It just takes a little longer, you know? Especially when the munchies kick in. Way distracting!
Poltergeist (1982) – Steve and Diane Freeling, played by Craig T. Nelson and JoBeth Williams
Know matter how you slice it… when you’re dealing with corpses popping out of your backyard, your son getting eaten by a tree, and your daughter getting sucked into the television set, the only way you can possibly cope with such horrific events is by rolling a fatty and getting high as a kite. Yeah, they only got high in one scene of the movie, but you know with all that shit going on, they were puffing like chimneys both before and after… before and after… before and after… before and after….
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