Juicy Jessica (AKA Green Dean): Now we’re talking! Bring back the creepy gore, we scream! And Topps does. That’s a flytrap from the depths of Hell, and the sad sucker who lost his arm will never again be the same. Why not throw in some skeletal remains for extra kicks? We’re with it!
Target Margaret (AKA Bullseye Barry): Hey, go ahead and line the little fucker up with the ducks. We already executed Wayne with no remorse, what’s another bastard blasted mercilessly? Honestly, these kinds of images played with the mind. Even a kid knows it sure as shit isn’t right looking at a doll/kid pumped full of bullet holes.
Starin’ Darren (AKA Peepin’ Tom): No joke, this is an eerie looking little guy. Maybe I’m paranoid, but I can hardly handle one pair of eyes on me. Throw in another 20 or so? Hell no.
Eerie Eric (AKA Berserk Kirk): A personal favorite, we’ve got a feral, perhaps outright werewolf running rampant in his undies with a sizeable bone (could be wrong, but that’s looking like a femur) in one hand and saliva pouring from his mouth. Tell me that’s not horror all the way!
Still Jill (AKA Ned Head): How many times have we seen this image in live action flicks and felt just a tad disturbed? This card had the very same effect on me years ago, and the moment I spotted it while preparing this piece, I knew it owned a place on this list. This is one bad ass Garbage Pail Kid!
