New Cooties Poster Proves That School Lunches Really Can Be Murder
You know that you always hear people complaining that kids today aren’t eating healthily enough? Too much junk food, not enough protein blah, blah, blah. Well now all those worries can finally be put to rest because a detailed new food pyramid shows kids exactly what they should be eating. Expect school dinners to now consist of brains with an extra helping of guts. And some blood to wash it down, of course.
Actually it’s a new poster for Cooties, courtesy of Screen Crush. The zombie kid flick’s been getting loads of love here at Dread Central, and as far as effective posters go, this one sure as hell hits all the right marks.
Cooties stars Elijah Wood and Alison Pill and will be released on VOD on September 18.
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