We Take Another Bullet for You – Read the Vampires Suck Review!

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Aug 18, 2010
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From the moment Vampires Suck was announced, we knew there could only be one man amongst the Dread Central crew who would be brave (or is is psychotic?) enough to tackle the job of sitting through this no doubt train wreck of a movie. That’s right, kids, The Foywonder had the gumption to make it through the entire flick and bring you his thoughts. Dare you read them for yourselves?

Synopsis:
Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

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We Take Another Bullet for You - Read the Vampires Suck Review!

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