Dread Central Tries the Santa Clarita Diet

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Me? I’ve always had a weight problem. I’ve tried everything but to no avail. You see, I’m a stress eater and I’m constantly stressed, but this new “Santa Clarita Diet”? It allows me to eat those who are stressing me, and I feel great!

I started yesterday when this little brown box came to my front door. Upon opening it, I realized it was a “Santa Clarita Diet” starter kit, which included a mixer cup with a blender ball (SCIENCE!) along with a finger food energy snack! The second I chomped down on the finger, I noticed the effects immediately.

Starting last night I began my body count, and let me tell you… not only is the “Santa Clarita Diet” effective, it’s damned cathartic! Life is good again! Thanks, Netflix!

The “Santa Clarita Diet,” for people with good taste… and people who taste good.

The series stars Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant as Sheila and Joel Hammond, married realtors who live in the titular Los Angeles suburb. Their co-stars are Liv Hewson as Abby Hammond and Skyler Gisondo as Eric Bemis.

Showrunner Victor Fresco (“Better Off Ted”), Barrymore, Olyphant, Aaron Kaplan, Tracy Katsky, Chris Miller, and Ember Truesdell are executive producers on the series. Nancy Juvonen is a producer. “Santa Clarita Diet” is a Netflix production.

It begins February 3rd, and you can learn more at santaclaritadiet.com.

Synopsis:
Joel (Olyphant) and Sheila (Barrymore) are husband and wife realtors leading vaguely discontented lives in the L.A. suburb of Santa Clarita with their teenage daughter, Abby, until Sheila goes through a dramatic change, sending their lives down a road of death and destruction… but in a good way.

https://youtu.be/xjRnbOgoAUQ

Santa Clarita Diet

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