Die Funny – Man Killed by 6-Ton Porn Collection
Now, listen… we’re not saying that the passing of any human being should be considered anything less than tragic, but with tragedy comes comedy, and we’re firm believers that if you have to die, DIE FUNNY!
The U.K. Mirror is reporting that a 50-year-old Japanese man, identified only as Joji, was killed when his six-ton (12,000 pounds) stash of porn magazines fell on top of him. The man’s body was found six months later after his landlord ordered a cleaning crew to discreetly get rid of this gargantuan collection of flaunty furburger magazines.
Authorities are guessing that after the massive stash of porn toppled over on him, the man died of a heart attack.
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