Hellraiser: Revelations Review – The Suffering Is Indeed Legendary
Never let it be said that we don’t willingly take bullets for you guys. Even though we know something is going to be abysmal, we go in open-minded, white-knuckle grab onto our seats, and brace ourselves for whatever may come.
When word broke yesterday that both Hellraiser: Revelations and Children of the Corn: Genesis were playing in a single theatre in California, we knew that we had to have someone there to give a report back. In case you missed it, this morning at 2:00 AM Pacific Time, we put up the first ever Hellraiser: Revelations review.
Since then our writer has been cowering in the corner shaking. As a result your Children of the Corn: Genesis review will be coming a bit later as every time he tries to speak, he breaks out into 25-minute long rants about Faux this and Psuedo that before punching himself repeatedly in the groin.
Why, you ask? Click the image below for our review of Hellraiser: Revelations.
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