The Slender Man Trailer Looks as Generic as Generic Horror Movies Get

  |  
Jan 3, 2018

The first trailer for Slender Man, a new adaptation of the now legendary creepypasta, has been released, and DAMN, does it look generic! From what I can tell, the story will revolve around a town that is going through a spate of disappearances and strange phenomena, all of which are tied to the urban legend of a mysterious “Slenderman,” who specifically targets children.

Honestly, this looks like a mashup of Gore Verbinski’s The Ring with all those movies that came out around the same time as Darkness Falls. While I dig the hell out of the atmosphere that this trailer exudes, everything else is so cliche and overdone that I can’t find much excitement for the film. “Disturbing” flashes? Doorways that rot with evil? C’mon now.

That being said, it’s got Javier Botet, who is always a delight to see in action. It might be worth seeing the film for his performance alone.

Slender Man will come out in theaters on May 18, 2018. It’s directed by Sylvain White, written by David Birke (based on a character by Victor Surge), and stars Joey King, who is becoming quite the horror icon herself by appearing in films like Quarantine, The Conjuring, Wish Upon, and more. Julia Goldani-Telles, Jaz Sinclair, and Annalise Basso co-star.

Synopsis:
In a small town in Massachusetts, four high school girls perform a ritual in an attempt to debunk the lore of SLENDER MAN. When one of the girls goes mysteriously missing, they begin to suspect that she is, in fact, HIS latest victim.

Tags:

Categorized:
0What do you think?Post a comment.

Play Episode
42min
Girl, That's Scary
GTS Review - Cuckoo
Howdy, Howdy!This week, we're headed to the Alps to dive into the Horror/Mystery film, Cuckoo (2024). Tap in to hear our thoughts on this movie, youthful choices, family tragedies, overseas antics, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
Ep. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”
Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw.  Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcPROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORKSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Scarred For Life
Episode 269: For Sale By Exorcist Filmmaker Melissa LaMartina and Unico in the Island of Magic (1983)
This week we're joined by Melissa LaMartina, the filmmaker behind For Sale by Exorcist. We chat about her mockumentary, occult research and more before diving into her childhood to learn about her horror history. Then it's time to visit Unico in the Island of Magic, a wild anime children's movie about bug wizards, towers made of people and the cutest yet saddest little unicorn ever. This movie is available in a number of places to watch, so give it a go before listening!You can follow Melissa on Instagram and Bluesky. You can also follow her horror host alter ego on Instagram as well as her band Beach Creeper. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
Ep. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”
Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2.Writer/Dir. Parker FinnSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcPROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORKSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.