Rampaging Dinos Deliver the Goods in the Shockingly Great Looking Trailer for The Asylum’s Age of Dinosaurs

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Rampaging Dinos Deliver the Goods in the Shockingly Great Looking Trailer for The Asylum's Age of DinosaursHaving seen my fair share of dinosaur movies made for Syfy and even by The Asylum, I can only marvel at the quality of most of the dino f/x on display in the trailer for The Asylum’s Age of Dinosaurs.

They may not quite be Jurassic Park quality, but damn, this really does look like it’s going to be a lot of fun if you love rampaging dino flicks. See for yourself.

Either The Asylum spent more money on Age of Dinosaurs than they typically do on their productions or director Joseph Lawson is once again proving why he’s the top inmate at The Asylum. Having already given us a fairly solid fantasy flick in the form of the lawsuit-baiting Age of the Hobbits AKA Lord of the Elves AKA Clash of the Empires AKA better than it had any given right to be, as well as the astounding awesomeness that was robot Hitler in Nazis at the Center of the Earth, Lawson appears poised to once again deliver some top flight b-moviemaking with a movie that looks to be entirely what we all really wanted Jurassic Park 2 to be, not just its final 15 minutes.

Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs. But when the creatures escape their museum exhibit and terrorize Los Angeles, a former firefighter must rescue his teenage daughter from the chaos brought on by the Age of Dinosaurs.

Robocop nemesis Ronny Cox is the creator of the dinos. Deep Rising hero Treat Williams is the ex-firefighter turned dinosaur hunter out to save the City of Angels and his own little angel from the jaws and claws of regenerated reptiles from before time.

I’ve got nothing to add to this article than to just watch the trailer and become a believer.

The Age of Dinosaurs begins on DVD, VOD, and Blu-ray May 7th.

Rampaging Dinos Deliver the Goods in the Shockingly Great Looking Trailer for The Asylum's Age of Dinosaurs

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