Elizabeth Bathory Finds Out that Chastity Bites

Steve Barton   |  

May 9, 2013

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Elizabeth Bathory. The name lives on in absolute infamy, and for good reason. It’s not every day a woman will bathe in the blood of youngsters as a means to stay young looking. The good news? The bitch is back in the latest flick from John V. Knowles, Chastity Bites.

From the Press Release
Weirdsmobile Productions is proud to announce that its new horror-comedy, CHASTITY BITES, will be making its World Premiere at the 16th edition of the Dances With Films film festival on June 1, 2013 at 11:45pm in Hollywood, California. The film, written and produced by Lotti Pharriss Knowles (producer on HBO Documentary Films’ “Vito” and “I Am Divine”), marks the feature film directorial debut of John V. Knowles (short film “SHADOW.NET”).

The film stars Allison Scagliotti (Syfy’s “Warehouse 13”), Francia Raisa (ABC Family’s “Secret Life of the American Teenager”), Louise Griffiths (pictured below; “The Revenant”), Eddy Rioseco (ABC’s “Parenthood”), Amy Okuda (“The Guild”), Sarah Stouffer (“Bloomington”), Lindsey Morgan (ABC’s “General Hospital”), Jennifer Gimenez (Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”), Greer Grammar (MTV’s “Awkward”), and Stuart Gordon (“Re-Animator”).

Synopsis
Elizabeth Bathory believed that bathing in virgin blood would keep her young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she’s found a perfect hunting ground for her “botox” as an abstinence educator in conservative America…but will a brave young blogger and reporter for the high school paper finally put an end to the Blood Countess’ reign of terror and save her best friend from becoming the next victim?

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