90210 Shark Attack Brings Jaws to Beverly Hills
Teenage Thunder
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Sharknado starred a cast member of the original “Beverly Hills 90210”. Now b-movie director David DeCoteau is unleashing a killer shark in the zip code of the young, rich, and impossibly good-looking. How many buff and beautiful celebutantes will survive this 90210 Shark Attack?
We’ve now reached a point with every new killer shark b-movie that I find myself asking if this movie is trying cash in on the Sharknado train or if it’s merely par for the course. The low-budget shark sub-genre has truly become that prolific.
A Spanish-language website called Teenage Thunder (thankfully, not a porn site with a name like that) broke the news regarding David DeCoteau’s 90210 Shark Attack. Or I should say they broke the news regarding the artwork and the cast because I have no clue what the plot is. A shark terrorizes Beverly Hills is probably all the plot you need.
Starring in the film will be Donna Wilkes (Jaws 2), Jeffrey Decker (Sharknado), Rachel Rosenstein (Sharkproof), “Survivor” contestant Judson “Fabio” Birza, “Big Brother” contestant Braden Bacha, Stephanie Shemaski (A Magic Puppy), and Nikki Breanne Wells (“Anger Management”).
Am I alone in being disappointed that he didn’t manage to snag a cast member of either the original “90210” or its recently cancelled CW network reboot?
Now feast your eyes on the 90210 Shark Attack artwork and marvel that it didn’t come straight out of a pack of bubble gum cards circa 1979.
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