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Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr.…
Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name…
Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we’re covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you…
Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house.…
Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input…
Are you ready, nerds? Because we’re about to hurt a lot of feelings. That’s right, it’s time for our much…
Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends…
Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one…
Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you…
Howdy-do there, little dorks! Boy, oh boy! Do we have a special treat for you? No. No, we don’t have…
Hear, ye! Hear, ye! It is my honor and privilege to bring to you a decree from our gracious King…
What’s up, dorks?! More importantly, what’s in the basket?! Would you believe me if I told you that it was…
