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December 21, 2020
Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one…
December 14, 2020
Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you…
December 7, 2020
Howdy-do there, little dorks! Boy, oh boy! Do we have a special treat for you? No. No, we don’t have…
November 30, 2020
Hear, ye! Hear, ye! It is my honor and privilege to bring to you a decree from our gracious King…
November 23, 2020
What’s up, dorks?! More importantly, what’s in the basket?! Would you believe me if I told you that it was…
November 16, 2020
Hallo, idiote! We sure had a fun October, didn’t we? We covered some legendary film franchises for the first time…
November 9, 2020
Captain’s log, Day 420 – Middle of the Ocean I’ve been at sea so long that I can no longer…
October 26, 2020
Bonjour, mes petits crétins! This may come as a surprise to some of you, in the 7+ years we’ve been…
October 19, 2020
This week we continue our special look at classic horror films and their modern remakes by taking a look at…
October 12, 2020
“Old Magic, Old Ways, the Old Ones themselves often seem powerless in a new place.” – Anne Cameron Dia duit,…
September 17, 2020
Привет идиоты With the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference …
September 1, 2020
Gather ’round, nerdlings! For today, is a special day. Today, is a day that I have anticipated for over seven…